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Fap Demotivational Poster


TAGS: mordor challenge accepted fapping
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands


TAGS: not real online fap
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Porcelina - January 24, 2010, 9:34 pm
haha very witty 5L
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
aggy's retort....FTW
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:35 pm
5L!! My .gif-friend, however...
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:46 pm
Excellent Caption.. 5 Screen cleaners


TAGS: welcome to fapulous interwebs
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:51 am
A sure-sign that someone has been trolling!


TAGS: fap to animals
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by culos

INNOCENCE - was eradicated the moment when Jimmy realized another way to use his hands

TIME CONTRAINTS - This has to be wrong! what happened to the time you fap?

TAGS: culos warm soapy fap
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by culos

steph1 - February 15, 2011, 6:34 am
that time does not even count as a full percentage - all over in a flash ;-)

Be a wanker -

TAGS: wanker pride fapfap
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Brawler

RexyD - April 22, 2013, 12:53 am
Feint of heart - is that when you're only pretending to love someone?


TAGS: fapalini step right up and win some crap
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

andyrofl - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
Wrong. 7 * 2 = 14 14 + 5 = 19 19 * 50 = 950 950 + 1759 = 2709 2709 - 1994 = 715 I'm 17.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 4:37 pm
You were pretty lonely in your youth, right?!?
msouth - October 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
(2x+5) * 50 100x + 250 250+1760 = 2010, the current year 100x does not affect the last two digits, (unless you allow fractional x's). So, it's 2010 (plus some number of hundreds) minus the year of your birth...= your age (plus some number of hundreds.)
EvilWillRule - October 28, 2010, 9:54 am
ROFL, after this year it'll be wrong. You'll have to add 1 to the 1759 and 1760.
itsambergirl18 - October 26, 2010, 3:46 pm
omagawd 2012 when my bro took it. He picked a random number (I think)though.
Airman - October 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
it was right-on for me too. Math major Zealot?
forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Two digits without fapping but Fapalini is still right. Amazing! 5 fingers
Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:02 pm
You actually count each time?
DLM4 - October 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
d***, right on the money.
Zealot - October 25, 2010, 8:02 pm
about a 250%+ error


TAGS: fap
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by culos

Derek - April 27, 2010, 6:20 pm
Clearly reserved for well-endowed men

R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died

TAGS: farrah fawcett the day that even the most dedicated fappers stopped for a moment of silence
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/ph**os/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit b***on, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad ph**os about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the ph**os, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my ph**os on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.



TAGS: twisted sister metal fap masturbate cat
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by the tr00per

Aruba - January 16, 2011, 11:47 am
oh **** what is this... witch ? :D:D

IF YOU EVER - run out of talent, pray.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN - From your Satanic Nun (now bow down)

TAGS: biscuits fap porcelina
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 6:28 am
I bow to thee, o beautiful one! *bows*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 11:29 am
This ones missing a "die"....yet the lip ring prevails.
Derek - October 21, 2009, 8:32 pm
Again... rerun ;-)
rerun - September 25, 2009, 7:49 pm

ah, it is almost that time of the year....
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:39 am
Cheer up Porcelina. Someone is bound to die soon. lol
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:06 am
i only seen the first. i was to old for the others
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:33 pm
Speaking of The Lion King. I hate when they make like a fifth of a Disney animated movie.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
LD got the idea,in the words of the lion king, Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase,It means no worries For the rest of your days......
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
I think that irritates you simply because you spend so much time on comments about me. You're not a white knight, please see my avatar.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 4:14 pm
Kumbayaaaaaaaaah my Lord, kumbayaaaaaaah!
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:13 pm
community. I enjoy pointing out your arrogance! why would that irk me?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:12 pm
The word is "IRK". Trust me you could never get under my skin. As I said to Aggy, when somebody like you acts as if they are immune to criticism because of some self imposed status on a website, they deserve to be rebuked by any contributing member of the
Fatt Matt - July 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
I see what you did there No Use... nice try
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 2:43 pm
It's cute how worked up you get, TheTrashHeap, and how easy it is to urk you
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 11:37 am
Hey, that's my favorite Metallica song! (And now we play the waiting game...)
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 9:34 am
hey TTH, cool down buddy. some noobs need to be jumpd on (not saying that one did cause IDK).i got my share and im sure you did to. but you know what they say about arguing on the internet and the whole special olymics thing. just keep it in mind
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Then why defend her?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Point taken, TTH. I'm not turning on ya.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:29 am
Who gets their feelings hurt by online attacks?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:27 am
Not to mention that almost every person on this site started as a passing a-hole
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:26 am
So then you defend her but who defends the people she attacks? The ones who may have contributed to the site before she was allowed to jump on them for no reason? (because she had "respect") ya gotta give it to get it!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:23 am
She's more than capable of defending herself. I'm just not one for hearing it from passing a-holes.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am
Some rub you the wrong way, some don't. And the "emo" comment was way off.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am
I know aggy. That was all i have to say on the matter.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am
I will respect anybody who treats others with respect. Seniority on the site means nothing if you set off on a power trip. She lost any respect she may have earned from me when she started going from poster to poster ragging on harmless comments.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am
I understand your stance. I'm definitely not here to argue POV with you.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:18 am
There's no charm involved when she jumps on some noob for making a completely innocent comment. That kinda crap only creates timmies! She's a tunnel maker and a motibully, she thinks she is untouchable because of an imagined status.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:16 am
Satanic Nuns... we show respect here.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:15 am
I've been attacked myself. It's part of her charm.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am
Now I get it! And f*** that! She would not think twice about attacking anyone else so why does she deserve special treatment?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am
Nah... threats don't exist online.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:12 am
Safety? from who aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:11 am
Don't like the emo's? Can't imagine why?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:10 am
You're talking to the girl all wrong... it's the wrong tone. Cherish your online safety, ebzi. Today, it's a blessing.
ebzi - July 29, 2009, 1:03 am
f***ing emos
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:30 pm
That's my little h**tie
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 10:55 pm
Yep, except the song goes ''Die, die, DIE my darling.'' I ran out of room. It really does. And thanks pro
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 10:08 pm
Aren't you just making a handnote about a Misfits song? Also, we have that same microwave at work. It nukes quite well.
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
Yes, P is cute!
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 9:07 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 28, 2008, 8:55 pm
"wow" is a jealous b**** for an eleven year old. Stop talking forever, you hatemongering idiot.
wow - December 28, 2008, 1:31 am
is this really the chick who was b****ing about not tipping your waitress? get your face fixed, ****. how's that for a tip?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 8, 2008, 11:52 am
Umm, yeah, good times, good times. *cough* *cough*
Cubbybear - December 8, 2008, 11:32 am
It was too bad nobody passed out besides me. I must have landed on that horn because the next day, my b*** was sore and all of you were smiling
Porcelina - December 8, 2008, 8:43 am
*sniffle* I miss those days
LogicDude - December 8, 2008, 8:07 am
The funniest thing about that BBQ was when Cubby got one of Satan's horns stuck between his teeth and he didn't know it and we were all laughing and he was all like "WTF guys!?" Haha...those were good times...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:45 pm
Who is that other guy, my browser show his name as symbols which kinda look like 'tarp'
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:44 pm
Culos, you misunderstand. She wasn't made from or by Satan, she just helped eat him. I had Satan's right arm with brain sauce and one of the eyeballs. Barbecue sauce makes anything taste good.
Porcelina - December 7, 2008, 10:21 pm
Satanic, as in if you continue to talk **** I will allow you to discover who the f*** Azeroth. Satanic, as in the fact THIS IS THE f***ING INTERNETS SO STFU n00b. and I'm not f***ing gothic, you piece of ****
Kramer - December 7, 2008, 7:07 pm
Misfits are ftw. Love that song .o.
Culos - December 7, 2008, 3:54 pm
Eve was created from Adam's rib if you believe the fairytale. Porcelina was created from a rib from Satan.... is that what you're saying MWLF?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 3:52 pm
A bit of explanation is in order. At the last Motifake Convention, we all got drunk and made an expedition to Hell, where we captured, killed and ate Satan. Porcelina is only satanic because she had some satan ribs.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 1:55 pm
Mr. Unintelligible Name: Porcelina is a Most Excellent Satanic Nun of the Motifake Order. Aaaaaaaaameeeeeeen!!!
Töm - December 6, 2008, 4:56 am
satanic like LaVey, Or satanic like bull****e Gothic try-hards who pretend to worship Satan, then say god doesn't exist. and the pretend scars are just bad, scenie
Porcelina - December 2, 2008, 7:32 pm
is jail bait
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 2, 2008, 3:16 pm
Cubbybear! You're old enough to be her pimp! Hell, you're old enough to be MY pimp!
RON - December 2, 2008, 1:17 pm
now Cubby...she’s too young...lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 1:10 pm
The more I look at her....
Lloyd - November 19, 2008, 7:59 pm
What the hell? Is that a light switch?
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 11:50 am
Excellent posti- wait...heart stopping...vision fading...oh sweet death!
pervo - November 1, 2008, 3:24 pm
Okay, already. Sorry, P! I was merely jesting about the nose.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 3:18 pm
In motifake lingo, p***o needs to get his card, he's melvinned to me.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:53 pm
Btw me thinks Scott has changed his name to p***o - how childish can you be?
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:50 pm
Although you look a tat scary, I'd prefer you one million times over Scott's imaginary girlfriend any day
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:05 pm
Typically I would acknowledge a comment like that, but it's not true at all.
pervo - November 1, 2008, 12:52 pm
P, you look quite a lot like Scott's "girlfriend", except with less ***bage and a bigger nose!
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:39 am
Oh, I didn't notice that.. lol. Hair dye, I think
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:25 am
It's a motifake tradition to comment on things in the background that have nothing to do with the foreground or main subject.
Rakdos - November 1, 2008, 5:43 am
They are referring to the bag behind you.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:06 am
What did I get at walgreen's? what?
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:53 am
Yeah, the poster sucks, but it's to get out the message =] Now to sing my doom song! ''DOOM DOOM DOOM...!''
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:56 am
Oh, what did you get at Walgreen's?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:55 am
Felicitations...OF DOOM!!!!! Happy Halloween, Sister Porcelina! 5 lions but only because your the only person to post a poster wishing us a happy Hallow e'en.
RON - November 1, 2008, 12:13 am
you first sweetheart...lol Hope you had a great halloween!
Cubbybear - November 1, 2008, 12:03 am
5 for for you
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:46 pm
I see no bowing...


GOD'S MISTAKES - Yeah cos he forgot to kill them kittens when you were fapping!

TAGS: fap kittens god
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by SOLIDSNAKE

DZ - April 14, 2009, 9:11 pm
Cats need to be sh** and so do you for using "cos".

"HEY PONCH - I heard Motifake is going to post us." Sorry, what was that, I didn't hear you, I was basking in my own glow.

THIS PICTURE - I don't know why I'm "FAPPING" to it? BUT I AM!

TAGS: fapping the ugly duckling
Rating: 1.38/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

Derek - November 30, 2009, 6:08 pm
"Flapping" perhaps?

That face you make when... -